jump to navigation

Strategy for Failure August 20, 2009

Posted by Josiah in Encouragement, Life, Uncategorized.
Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
add a comment

Everyone fails. It’s just logic that as imperfect beings we are all going to get something wrong at one time or another. Some people fail more often than others, some people recover from failure faster than others, and some people seem to be trying to fail. For those of you that enjoy failure I have decided to give a simple guide for failing every time, at everything.

The first step in achieving consistent failure is having the right mindset. You have to prepare yourself for the opportunity to fail before it comes up or you might miss it. Once the setup is mastered, I believe you’ll find that failure is mostly in your head, and you can fail at absolutely everything.

To start, have an “all or nothing” approach to everything. You can get more fails in if you consider more things failures.  Put simply: decide before-hand that nothing is ever good enough. The two most common methods are the “high bar” and the “no bar”.
The high bar method is very simple; if the bar is so high it’s impossible to reach, there is zero risk of success. You got a 95%? You wanted 200%. Fail. You got 100%? No problem; you wanted 200%, still fail. This is the easiest method.
The no bar method is a little trickier. You have to not decide what you want until you have what you are going to get, and then be disappointed. You got 95%? You wanted 96%. Fail. This method can be a little less effective at first since it leaves room for hope all the way up until the fail, but once mastered the constant up and down can really wreck you emotionally, making this a good option for those of you that want depression as well as fail.

I’m sure that with this guide, and a little practice, you can soon be feeling like crap 24/7.

Tongue-in-cheek, signing off…

Keep your chin up. If you never quit, you can never fail.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” – Eleanor Roosevelt

-J

Sick March 4, 2009

Posted by Josiah in Uncategorized.
add a comment

I’ve been sick with a fever of 103 for days now. That’s why there’s been no updates. I’ve got stuff in my Drafts folder waiting to be finished. Really.

-J

Burma (Myanmar) August 28, 2008

Posted by Josiah in Uncategorized.
Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
1 comment so far

We have been praying for the country of Myanmar the last few nights here in the prayer room. There is a team of people from IHOP-KC going out there on a humanitarian effort soon. I didn’t think it was that big a deal until I heard that Allen Hood was part of the team, then I decided to look it up. Allen Hood is the associate director of the International House of Prayer in KC, as well as the director of the Forerunner School of Ministry.

The Country
So, the basics on Myanmar. It’s the largest country in southeast Asia, and though officially (since June 18th, 1989) it’s called the Union of Myanmar, the inhabitants are called Burmese and still call it Burma. It was renamed after the current government group, the Myanma Naingngandaw, which is little more than a violent military regime. The persistence of it’s inhabitants to call the nation Burma is a protest to that regime. Oh, and in the Milton-Bradley board-game Risk, it’s called Siam. Still can’t figure that one out…

The Bad
In 1948 Burma became a republic, and the Union of Burma was one of the fastest growing nations in Asia. They were actually the world’s largest exporter of rice at one point. However, in 1962 General Ne Win led a military coup d’etat (pronounced: koo-da-ta) and in 1974 established the Burma Socialist Programme Party. Since then the nation has been in steady decline in every area imaginable, and in 1987 the UN designated Burma as a fourth-world country.

The Ugly
Protests of any kind, or any attempt to speak out for freedom in Burma, is almost always immediately stamped out by the military/government. There is not a lot of media coverage on Burma, because the military tries not to use lethal force on protesters, preferring to make thousands of arrests instead. And the average prison sentence in Burma is 16,616 years.

Burma is one of the biggest human trafficking and child-prostitution hubs in the world, and the government is not making it a priority to do much about it. For example, in 2006 the government arrested a Burmese woman for selling two girls into prostitution, and she was sentenced to only 12 years in prison. From 2002 to 2007 the government arrested 1484 people for human trafficking and child prostitution; only 748 were given prison sentences (I couldn’t find anywhere that said how long the sentences were).

And So…
Recently, there has been an increasing number of “raids” by humanitarians going into Burma to rescue girls forced into prostitution. We can continue to pray that God will guide and protect those who are going to help, and that He will bring healing to those involved in the human trafficking industry.

-J

New Theme August 12, 2008

Posted by Josiah in Uncategorized.
add a comment

Hey everybody. I just changed the look of the blog. Anyone who remembers the old one, please lemme know if this one is easier to read. That was kinda the goal.

-J